This Post is Authored by Archana D (During migration the authors name could not be migrated)
Seeing humour in everything we do is one of the best ways to stay happy they say... and thats what I did !!! Here are some of the best bloopers that I have come across while evaluating the MeritTrac Written English Tests....
Scenario 1: As the manager of an internet book store, explain to a customer as to why there was a delay in the shipment of a book.
Let me clear my stand that, we had the books till the customer who bought before you and then it went out of stock.
It was due to some problem in the ship engine. The ship was laid down in the nearby island.
The books were already loaded to ship and the ship was about leave we got a red alert signal from the whetter forecast dept that there may be a storm, so you please pull your ship if there are leaving the shores. So because of whetter reasons we had to held the ships back.
The ship was stuck in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
The ship was hijacked by sea robbers in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Scenario 2: As the manager of Reader's Digest, send a mail to existing customers requesting them to renew their subscriptions.
Please subscribe today because tomorrow never dies.
The digest has various advantages which helps in development of mental health of customer.
Sooner you are, better you get.
I kindly oblique you.
Its being a problem for the reader's reading Readers Digest.
It would be of great help if you could renew yourself as soon as possible.
Finally, I have a Career Objective taken from a resume that I found really interesting...the Monarch of Jargon!
Career objective:
Manipulating the tedious into salubrious to catch up with the palpable dividends with a relentless rapt for extracting the best from the good remains the hall mark in the scale of notching the apex.
Hope you had as much fun reading these as I had in compiling them. It would be great if all the evaluators could share their experiences with all of us!!
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